Podcast and Chill with MacG

00:01 To advertise, email, podcast at thisismaggie.com. Release yourself from order and logic and enter a new place. It's not work. It's not home. Here, no maps have been drawn. No books have been written. Nothing is certain. 00:21 Everything is possible. Welcome to Podcast and Chill with Maggi. 00:29 I'm assuming this doesn't end well. 00:34 Enough of the media! 00:36 We are black ladies and gentlemen! Solianas is here, Ghost Ladies is here, Peggy Sue, aka Dudu's here. 00:44 She's gonna sue you for the pegging joke, eh? She's gonna sue you for that pegging joke. Peggy Sue, sue him for the pegging. 00:53 Hang him up to dry as I'm a pegging. 00:55 Shorts is here, nails is here, face checkers is here, SMP is here. 01:00 Guys, bro, I gotta go out more, man. I gotta go out more, man. This shit of me being cooked up in the house with the kids, nah, nah, it ain't it, bro. You wanna go on the road? Bro, I had so much fun at the Devon July, bro. It is fun, bro. 01:13 Oh, my goodness. All you need is a break. Well, now you just retired completely. All you need is a break, man. Don't bring your expired dates forward so much. You're still young and fresh, man. 01:24 Bro, if I tell you what happened at Durbin July, it was like a scene from Hangover, bro. Bro, if I tell you the shit that went down there, bro, it was insane. You're not even going to believe it. You're going to think we are lying, bro. 01:38 You weren't in Vegas, bro, so tell us. 01:40 The thing is, Ghost Lady was there, Dude was there, Tibla was there, Supi was there. So they can attest to the shit that happened. Oh my goodness. 01:50 Oh my goodness. Do you know the story, Sol? No, he doesn't know the story. You can't tease us and not tell us. 01:55 I'll tell you the story. So it starts Friday. Okay, obviously we land there Friday. And then we had a Martel thing that we were doing early in the morning. So everybody got some rest. 02:03 Yeah. 02:05 And we slept early. Yeah. Because we had to go to the Martel thing. Shout out to Martel for bringing us to the Durban July. 02:11 Shout out to Martel with fun at the Mugumanjana. 02:14 Then we did the show. So after the show, we were scheduled. So it certainly fucked up the whole Durban July experience for me. It's Sway Lee's fault, actually. 02:23 Because following day, we had the interview with him. Following after the Durban July event. 02:29 So Durban July was Saturday. And then Sunday was meant to be Sway Lee's episode. In the afternoon, we're going to shoot him. And we're going to shoot him at 3pm. So my plan was, after we do our objectives that we have to do with Martel and the show, go home. 02:47 Relax, prep, and get ready for the show. Fresh. Yes. Fresh. So while we're at the Makuban Jalo Marquis, Sway Lee's team texts and they're like, no, he's shooting a music video, so can we move it up to 8 p.m.? So I go to my nigga, Sol, I'm like, Sol, today we're getting fucked up! 03:05 Yeah, man, we're like, yo, the end of this move! 03:08 So we can do all this fucking rap. Oh, no. There's going to be enough time to rest, be refreshed for the evening. 03:15 Yeah, yeah. Because the interview's now in the evening. 100%. And remember, you were so happy, man. 03:18 I was so happy, bro. So now... 03:21 The floodgates have opened. Yes. By the way, people are saying I tickled Sway Lee. Did I tickle Sway Lee in the interview, bro? I don't even remember that. I was so mad, bro. I didn't see that. 03:31 There's a video, bro. I was on the other side. I didn't see that. 03:33 Fat chick was telling me they're having me for tickling Sway Lee, bro. I'm like, what the fuck, bro? You know, I'm always touching people. I'm always touching behavior. Mecca's very touchy. 03:40 Yeah, Mecca's very touchy. 03:41 I didn't even realize, bro. Because we're late. Remember, we recorded him at like 8pm. And during the day, remember we were drinking because later before you guys threw out. 03:48 You didn't have a voice. You're excited. Your voice was gone, bro. 03:51 I had so much fun. My voice was gone, bro. So, so... No, I sent it to you. 03:57 I sent it to you, Shots. It's one of the videos I sent. Yeah, just check. It's probably... 04:03 Nah, I got dope legs. 04:27 You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? 04:36 Like, you know what I'm saying? 04:39 Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? 04:42 Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? 04:45 Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I'm saying? 04:56 Met does this. Hey, look at Sol's reaction. 05:04 No! I didn't even see that, man. 05:07 That was like an ironic reaction because I didn't even see that. I didn't see it happening. Odeira, I can't remember. 05:12 Yo, bro. But I was turned up. I was lit. I was lit during that interview. Yeah, you were. And I was excited. I don't know. Maybe it's... What's it called? Starstruck? Maybe. I don't know. But I was just excited. 05:23 And he's such a welcoming guy. So... And already you're comfortable. And he was welcoming. There was no air, you know, like of arrogance. Yeah. Like the... And like, if you go back and you watch the episode we did with, what's his name? That American guy? 05:40 Jim Jones. 05:41 Jim Jones. You see the ones that? Who are these African guys? And why is the record label forcing me to be here? I don't want to be here. You know, Suye was so chilled, man. You know, he came up to me. 05:50 He's like, it's one of the best interviews he's ever done. And he's done a lot, bro. Yeah, and he's done a lot. Yeah, bro. I was like, wow. I had so much fun, bro. Yeah, bro. So much. Shout out to Suye. Nah, shout out. What a guy. So then, so yeah. So we're at the marquee, right? It's a Saturday now. It's a Saturday, right? We're at the marquee. Yeah. 06:09 Yeah. Yo, that Mako Benjala Makio was up, bro. 06:12 It was, yeah? Because I remember Bada was like, for two hours, like, guys, we gotta go. Let's go, let's go. We're like, ah, no, no, Bada. We're gonna go. Then Tante Hatsi comes on stage. 06:20 Yo! What's with this thing on? Why do you leave? How do you leave? You understand? Her catalog's insane, right? It is. Come on. 06:35 And by the way, the reason why I lost my voice is because it's... Funny enough, I've been in the game for a long time. But it was my first time seeing Boom Shaka perform. So I went to the stage and I was like going crazy. And Tempe Sieta saw me and she shook my hand. Oh, wow. So I came back to our table. 06:52 I'm like, Tempe Sieta shook my hand. 06:59 Voice gone. Remember? Sharp. So after that. 07:02 So the rest of the three of them? 07:04 It's Tembi, Junior, and Theo. Oh, okay, okay, okay. 07:08 Hey, she can still get it, Tembi Siete. 07:10 Let's not lie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's not lie. Let's not lie. Let's not lie. 07:15 You understand what I'm saying? I prefer to pick Tembi Siete. She's not as thick as like back in… Remember back in the boom shaker days when they were showing thighs? Like serious thighs? 07:24 Yeah. But she still got it, bro. I prefer that one. She still got it, man. She pulled a performance, bro. She's beautiful. Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, then, after tatawatu, like, okay, bad, bad, okay. We're gonna leave. Then Bootle comes on. Yes. That's another scene. What did he say there? 07:46 No, that's a catalogue enough. I understand. 07:51 We can't leave. 07:52 When we're about to leave, then she rocks. 08:06 Uh, she's got so many hits. Oh, she got Shayla. Shayla. Yo, but mama. Did you do that? Mama. Mama. Mama. All over your dog. Mama. We're paying your staff. We're like, ah, buddy, we can't leave for mama. 08:18 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 08:21 So then we leave. I don't know where we went. I don't know if it was an after pilot. All I remember is that it's now 4 a.m., dog. 08:28 We get back to the hotel, right? 08:31 So when we get back to the hotel, Neo goes to sleep and some other guys go to sleep, right? 08:36 Wait, Neo went to sleep with some other guys. 08:38 No, he said Neo went to sleep with some other guys. Yeah. 08:47 No, I don't know who else went to sleep from the team, right? Oh, okay. Sharp. So now, bad I went to sleep. For real? So now I'm with my wife and I'm drunk, right? So I'm like, I did the whole thing of let's wake everyone up, right? So we start first room. Ah, that's back for you. Yeah. It's 4 a.m., dog. First room. I don't know what Dudu's doing in St. Pew's room, but they are there. 09:11 Ah! They are there. They are there. Check his anus. Ha, ha, ha, ha. 09:16 Check his anus. You'll know what they're doing. He's checked his anus. He's checked his anus. You're hearing anuses. You're hearing anuses when you pass this room. 09:31 You get what I'm saying? So now, it's me, it's my wife, it's Simpiwe, it's Dudu. We're going on the pathway. So by the way, we're all booked in the same floor. Floor, yeah, all of us. All of us, the whole team. 09:44 Second floor. 09:45 No, first floor. First floor, yeah. First floor, right? So when we get to, we're going to Ghost Lady's room to go wake her up. 09:52 Then we meet this lady by the lift. 09:54 There's also Tibla there. Tibla, Tibla. 09:57 Tibla is also there. So we meet this lady by the lift because we're going to Ghost Lady's room. So this lady is in her PJs. She's just wearing her PJs. She's drunk as fuck. And then she saw me and she's a chiller. She's like, oh, I make cheap. Yeah, the reaction. We're like, come join us. We're like, we'll rope it in. 10:17 So now we go to Ghost Lady's room. It's at the end there. Like, wake up, ghost lady. 10:23 Ghost lady wakes up. And lo and behold, ghost lady has had all the alcohol that we thought we didn't have for the weekend. 10:31 No, mind you. No, no, no. I had a bottle of Jaeger. So when you're knocking and I switch on the lights, I see the bottle, I'm like, okay, I'm going to give them this bottle. Those are the hours, yeah. Yeah, so they can go. That's my age when I'm opening the door. 10:46 They can fuck off. 10:46 Yeah. 10:47 You understand? So now we're all in Ghost Lady's room, right? And then this lady that we just met. PJ Lady. PJ Lady. She says to us, she says, guys, I just did the walk of shame. We're like, hey, what do you mean? And she's like, I'm a politician. 11:02 A lot of things. 11:03 You should have seen. How old is she? 11:04 She's quite older. Quite older. 11:06 Oh, okay. But you should have seen everybody's… No, not really. You should have seen... 11:13 I'm curious, why did you knock on my roof or something? 11:20 So, at that moment, you should have seen everybody's content light bulb. Yes, because like, ha! Just went up. Like, yo. Like, from everyone. From, like, Simpiwe to Dudu. We're thinking content now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're like, whoa. This is content for Monday. Yeah. We got to tell the chillers what's happening. 11:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? 11:42 Yo, yo, yo. So now we're all glued in. 11:44 Right. 11:45 She's telling a story. And then we're at the bottle of Yeager. Every time she talks, Simpiwe and I are like, yeah. 11:52 What are you saying? What are you saying? Yeah. Yeah. 11:57 So she's there, she's like, guys, I'm a politician. I've done some bad things. 12:02 They all have. 12:05 We don't judge. We don't judge. We don't judge. She's like, hey, I've killed some people. 12:10 Like, yeah, you won't make. We've all killed people. No, no, it's fine. I got my first body last week. 12:17 Maybe it was like, we all have skeletons. 12:19 Now we all look dead naked. Like, oh. 12:22 We all have skeletons. 12:23 Mech is here going, we all have skeletons. 12:25 Why don't you feel comfortable so she can get to the meat? 12:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12:29 You understand? 12:29 Get to the meat of the skeleton, right? The irony. 12:32 You know, she's skeptical. She's like, ah, Mech, we're not recording. We're like, no, we're not recording. We're like, take our phones. Take our phones. Because she walked in, she had her phone and three cards. Three room cards, right? Yeah. She had two phones, even. Yeah, two phones. We give her our phones, like, we're not recording. Speak freely. She's like, guys, I've done corruption. We're like, literally, we're not. We have done corruption. 12:55 We are corrupt. To the core. To the core. We're corrupting the core. To the core. 13:02 Who admitted to since we've never done. Just to get her to speak. Yeah, to get comfortable. 13:08 And then she starts speaking about, hey, man, you guys don't even know Durban July. There's some place called Mjloti. 13:14 Yes. 13:15 Mjloti. There's a room. Where it's the big ballers. That's where they're at. By the parking lot, there's a basement where all the politicians do their things during the Durban July. So she's telling us that's where all the ballers. And all the premium stock. Those two. Yeah. 13:33 We're like, fuck that's crazy man. 13:35 We're trying to find out more. Okay, she's not giving. She's not giving. 13:39 Then it turns dark. Quick. Whoa. Quick. Whoa. Quick, my nigga. Whoa. Like way now. She was crying. We're like, okay, okay. It's no longer content. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, then we start talking about our own things. 13:54 And then she went into the room with Naledi. 13:57 They were having a bathroom. Bathroom, sorry. Bathroom. And they were having a hot and hot and whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You understand? So now we realize, okay, cool. The fun is over. 14:07 She comes out of the bathroom. And she comes out of the bathroom. What a blocker, boys. 14:14 A blocker. Literally on Ghost Lady's bed. 14:19 Oh, I imagine she sleeps. 14:21 Yeah. Oh, okay. She passes out. She passes out. She passes out. Yeah, we are locked. She's like, remember, we've been… We're not swimmers. Now… It's over for us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we were all like, all right, ghost lady, we'll see you tomorrow. 14:36 Yay! What for? No! No, no, no. Oh, ghost lady's like, yo, you can't leave me with this president. 14:43 You put this person here, I don't know who this person is. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm like, okay, ghost lady, fair point, right? So now we're trying to find out what... Now you got a pester politician. 14:51 It's like she's in parliament now. You know, it's what they do in parliament. I'm going to be my laden. I'm going to be my laden. 14:57 Ghost lady, is that story correct? Am I missing out on anything? Yeah. Right. Dude was like, leave me with her. 15:03 Didn't dude say, take my room. Leave me with her. 15:07 So we look at the cards that she had, right? And then we found one that was on our floor. Yeah. 124, right? Okay. All right, guys. Okay. So it's me, Tibble and Simpiwe. We're like, Simpiwe, we got to take her to a room. 15:19 Okay. Okay. 15:20 Good decision. So we called the security to help us. So it doesn't seem funny. 15:24 Yeah, yeah, and the security's there to testify if in the morning she wakes up and she says… Before that, before that, we wanted to play a prank, right? 15:32 Because, you know, like, in the network, we've got soldiers. You know what I mean? 15:37 Guys that, you know, will do whatever to make the show happen. 15:41 Yeah. 15:42 So… Spiwe, Neo, everybody. 15:45 Our cleanup squad. 15:46 Yeah. So we're like, shit, let's play a prank. Yeah. On my J, Jason. 15:50 Jason, yeah. 15:51 Let's call him and say, hey, my man, you've got a dead body, can you get rid of it? 15:59 You fuckers. That is fucked up, bro. 16:02 You thought of that, Mac, yeah? Yeah, that sounds like you, bro. We have a body, we have a body. Let's see how far my J will take. 16:09 Yeah, we'll take it for the, yeah, how much it can take for the team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit. And like it for, dog, dog. Like it. 16:18 We tried Sol as well. We tried Sol. No, no, no. We didn't try Sol. Nah. Sol would never leave his room bro. Sol was cooked up in Durban July in his room from Friday until Sunday. We only saw him during breakfast. Cause he's gotta eat. 16:41 And then I gotta eat. I gotta... Hey, man. I go out every weekend, bro. So, it's not like, you know, an excitement. I was resting. 16:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Sharp. Okay, that plan fails. 16:53 Yeah. 16:53 So, like, cool. Let's take the lady. We get the three cards that she has. We see that one card says she's on the floor with us. And the room is 124. Okay. 17:02 So, now... 17:04 Me, the security and Tibla are dragging this lady. Damn bro. We drag her out of the room. Bro, I'm literally holding her legs. 17:14 Tibla's got one of her arms. The security's got one of her arms. But the security was a bit weak because on this side it kept falling. And I'm the only one here holding the two legs. I'm like, guys, what's going on? What's going on? 17:27 in the corridor who saw like you're flying and remember ghost lady's room is 155 we have to go all the way to that side yeah so I'm dragging her she keeps falling and at some point her pajama top came off and we saw boobies whoa bro guys this is a politician hey hey we need footage the hotel master footage man actually the hotel master footage yeah so now we have to stop Address her up, right? 17:59 Yeah. And keep going. But these two are not coming to the party. I'm the only person holding her, bro. She keeps falling, bro. You understand? 18:07 So we're dragging her, we're dragging her. So right now in Durban, there's footage of the three of us dragging this boy. This boy, this boy. Through a corridor and the hoops are coming off. 18:16 Hoops are coming off, boobs are coming out. 18:18 Oh my God. You understand what I'm saying? We don't know what's happening, bro. Jesus. You haven't drunk, yeah? You drunk, bro. We get to 124. Luckily with the security. So he can open. 18:30 Oh, he uses her card to open. Okay. We open. When he opens, there's a nigger in there. It's the husband. 18:39 Hey! Husband! Husband. So why does she have three rooms? 18:43 We're getting there. Listen to the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So now, the husband is there. He's like, yeah, darling him Lindy. Hmm. 18:52 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Niggas piss, dog. You know when a niggas piss is like... Yeah, I understand. Something like that. 19:09 We start getting worried because we're like, hey man, it's South Africa, GBV. That tone sounds abusive. Yeah. She's going to catch her hands. She's going to catch hands, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we can't do anything because we brought her there. 19:20 Yeah. 19:21 You understand? Yes. And they put her in the room and they put her in the bed. So now, me, Tibla, and… People were there. 19:29 No, security. 19:30 Yeah, and security. We're like, no, let's rush downstairs to… Perception. Okay. So if anything happens, they know what's going on. What's going on there. Okay. Because we don't want a case of like... She wakes up and someone is dead because... You understand what I'm saying? Do you get what I'm saying? 19:47 And plus there's footage of them dragging this woman. 19:50 Yeah. You just want to give them context. There's a lady in this room who just dropped off. She's drunk. Husband seems very irate. Yes. At the fact that she... Disappeared and comes in drunk. 100%. Passed out. Passed out, yeah. So we went down there. Beautiful decision to not have security. Because if it was just you, Tibla. Exactly. And his husband would be like. 20:13 And then? 20:14 Exactly, yeah. And the security. 20:16 Her politician, wife, at Department of Transport. You guys were running a train. Ooh. 20:26 On her. What's going on? What is this? Shit. So, great call actually. Yeah, because now there's a security. You understand? Which makes you guys look clean. 100%. 20:37 Yeah. So when you go to reception, when we are telling the story, the security can attest. Yes. So now those guys, they're like, hey man, we can't do anything. You know, but we're like, guys, you guys have rules on this hotel thing to say, whatever happens in here, you guys have control of it. So if something bad that we are saying might happen, we don't know. We're just saying, we're assuming that, hey, man, in the state that we left her and the way that guy was speaking, it's not conducive for a good outcome. 21:06 Keep an eye out there. Or send a security to stand outside in here. Yeah, I understand. Because obviously on the GBV, it's never in silence. Yeah, I understand. Yeah. 21:15 So then, that guy's like, what room is it? We're like, 124. 21:20 Goes in the system, he checks 124. He's like, oh, no, no, no, no. She's a regular here. She's even booked two more other rooms because she's doing a Jonathan. 21:35 Imagine your wife. 21:39 Both two other rooms. Yeah, so in the two other rooms were tour boys. That's why when she made us in the lift, she said she was doing the walk of shame. 21:47 Yeah, yeah, because she just came out. Came. 21:50 Well, you. 21:54 In her PJs. 21:56 From giving PJs. And then there was another room. Yes. 22:03 So after that, we're like, okay, I know. Our job is done. This is now 7 a.m., bro. 22:08 Yeah. The lady and myself were there as well. 22:10 How sure are you that that's the husband, it's not just another one? No, no, no. 22:14 They did say it's the husband. 22:15 It's the husband. 22:15 They said it's the husband. 22:17 Yo, you're a fam, are you? We're not sure if it's the husband, but they said it's the partner. 22:25 Bro, whoa, movies, man. 22:28 Whoa, movies. Yeah. 22:32 And it was probably young ones in the other rooms. 22:36 They like Ben 10s. You saw even, is it the premier of Limpopo? 22:41 She was warning women in politics to stop this Ben 10 thing. Because remember the one who revealed her tits? 22:52 Is it Sfuba? Funny enough, her surname is Sfuba. Zanella Sfuba. 22:56 On video. On video, yeah. She was sending it to her boyfriend. 22:59 To her boyfriend, yeah, it's true. And they always get caught up with these young guys. Because niggas are smart. Even Tinapule, who now is back as a minister, when she was minister of communications, I spoke about it. And she was fired for… Like just abuse of office and behaving funny. She had a young Benten as well who was benefiting $10 and deals and monies and pretty much running the ministry from the bedroom. 23:30 Hence the warning. Hence the warning. 23:33 Who had a... Oh, yes. This woman always fall prey to young men. Especially women with money and power. 23:40 And what Naledi was saying was that when she was in the bathroom, that lady confided her to say she wants to kill her husband because she realized that the husband is just using her for money and she's miserable. And that's why it seems like... You know, when you put the story together, that's why she has these Ben 10s. You understand what I'm saying? Because she's not happy in the marriage, but she doesn't know how to get out of it. And she's like, this guy, I want to kill him. 24:07 Like… 24:07 He beats me up. 24:09 Hey, all the... Hence, you guys, and then... 24:12 So when did I really tell you this? Before you took her to the room? After. 24:15 After. Oh, shit. In the reception. 24:17 And you could tell by the tone he was using that he was already abusive. 24:21 Yeah, in the reception, we were like... You want to do the light there? 24:25 In the reception, we were like... Yeah, before the minister... 24:28 I'll kill my husband. 24:29 Because in the reception, we're like, we feel like she's going to catch hands. Yeah. And then my lady was adding to that. I think she will because in the bathroom, she said to me that she wants to kill the husband because the husband is using her for money and he beats her up. And he feels emasculated and XYZ. 24:47 Oh, because she makes more money. Yes. What a loser. 24:51 Crazy, man. No, that is nuts, bro. Bro, that was happening while you were sleeping, dog. Yo, I missed out. You never knew about the story until now, né? Yeah, I didn't know. 25:00 No one told me, man. 25:00 You didn't tell us all. 25:02 No, no one told me. No, why didn't you have a genuine reaction? Yeah, no one told me, bro. Hey, you guys went through the most. Man, it was a movie, bro. 25:12 And then even after that, on my flight, on Monday, I missed the flight. 25:16 Oh, you missed the flight? Yeah, that's shots. 25:24 He's a residential flight misser. Funny thing is I missed the flight because I was having shots. 25:30 Drop it. 25:37 Our flight was like 2pm, right? So we go to the flight and then there's a long queue, right? So while everyone was waiting there, I'm like, ah, fuck it. Let me go have a shot. At the airport! So I go there, man. I go there, Kiwan. Remember I came to you, Simpi. I'm like, let's go have shots. 25:58 Yeah. 25:59 So I have shots. Then I come back. Yeah. The line is still there. And they're saying the flight is delayed. What? This line is at the gate. Yeah. It's at the gate now. Okay. We've already checked in. You've checked everything done. You understand? Yeah. So I'm like, I come back in. I chill for two minutes. I'm like, let me go have some more shots. Damn, bro. So I go back. When I go back, I find Frankie. You know DJ Frankie? Mm-hmm. 26:20 Shout out to Frankie. 26:21 I know DJ Frankie. So I hadn't seen Frankie in a long time. So I had my shots and he's like, no, I'll double your shots. And funny thing is like, hey, bro, you know, this is how people miss flights. I remember the last time I did the same thing you were doing when you had shots. And then when I went back, the flight is gone. I'm like, never, dog. Let's have these shots. Fuck you, man. Frankie, what do you know about, man? Let's be Frankie, bro. 26:45 You understand? So I have those shots. 26:49 Oh yeah, but by the way, the second time, because Naledi and a friend were waiting for us by the gate. Because I said like, when the traffic starts moving, please call me. 27:01 Naledi's best friend. She's always there. 27:04 So... The second time I went, I pulled Naledi and the best friend. I'm like, ah, let's just go have a shot one last time. 27:10 And they sounded alike. They sounded like only speaking. 27:12 Give my twa'ana, give my twa'ana. Oh, so my twa'ana. 27:15 Give my twa'ana, man. No, that's true. They sounded straight. 27:18 And if you look at that, when you're straight, Naledi's speaking, right? So you're like, oh. 27:23 Melissa. So now I've taken them out from, you know, when the line moves, they must call me. Then I ran. So now they are with us within the shot. 27:31 Oh, wow. 27:32 You understand? So now we have shots, we have shots, we have shots, we have shots. We were all on the same flight with Frankie as well. We go back, literally we missed that flight by a minute. 27:42 No, but the plane is still there. 27:44 Yeah, but they can't because they say they closed the systems. 27:47 I never get that, bro. No, that's how they want you to spend more money, bro. 27:50 Yeah. 27:51 Because we could see the flight and people were still getting in. We're like, yo. It's still attached to the bridge. We can see this, bro. The plane bridge is still there. Yeah. 28:00 So we missed the flight. And then luckily, when we went back... What airline was it? Fly SFA. 28:06 Should have called me. 28:07 To call Anele. She was going to make it happen. No, Fly SFA did that to me. And Anele was like, I should have called her. She's like friends with the boss. The guy who owns the thing or something. 28:17 Anele Mdoda. Oh shit, I didn't know that. 28:19 So next time... Just call her directly. She got her numbers. But yeah, because they did that to me going to Kameha for a booking and Smoo was already in the flight. Smoo gets to Kofi Kameha. You know how funny it is. And people thought Smoo's playing a prank because he was there. I was not. 28:41 Because, like, literally, they said, the girl was so proud to say, sorry, flight is closed. And you know she can tell who I am. Like, flight is closed. I'm like, people are still walking in, literally. They're like, nah. And I tweeted about it. And Anneli hit me up on my WhatsApp. Like, are you still there? I'm like, nah. Nah. It's gone now. And I took a while to tweet about it. I should have tweeted immediately. She was like, she'll not be able to help me. 29:03 Yeah, maybe I must go back on social media. 29:06 I should have tweeted. I should have tweeted and gone now. Fast, fast. 29:10 Be like a current, you know, like, I tweet, bro. And so, yeah, because I don't get it. Yes, the flight is closed, but you're checked in. Your luggage is checked in. Exactly. All it is is, and also your seats are reserved. But I know that they've got a thing of overbooking the flights. You know that? 29:30 And flights of fare, I think, is one of the things that the airlines that do it. 29:36 Because they know you have to book again. 29:37 Yeah, and sometimes they overbook a flight. You may get to the flight genuinely and your flight, your seat is taken. But what I was saying is, there's four of you guys, your seats are there. 29:48 Already your seats are there. Bro, we were seeing people walking. They were still packing the bags. And your seats are there waiting for you. They could have literally opened that thing and would have got in. 29:55 And there lies about the system because the system already captures you as you enter by check-in. Remember, you show your body. That you are there. Yes. 30:04 So... 30:05 They know that you are there. So that thing of the system is closed now. No, but I think it was sabotage. 30:11 Because when we got back and we were trying to, the three of us trying to get new flights, Frankie was like... 30:24 So we went back and we got other flights. And then funny enough, I met Seema. I'm like, Seema, what are you doing here? She's like, I missed my flight. Of course, Seema. That's my girl. 30:40 Rockstar. Oh, man. So now wait, because you're checked in luggage. So how does it work? Because your luggage is dover. 30:46 Remember I told you they're still packing the luggage? They hadn't packed it in. So they removed the luggage. 30:51 They even attempted to remove the luggage, but they couldn't open the system for a minute. That's a lie. You understand? You understand? What's going on, man? There's a huge scamming thing happening with the flights and the system. 31:05 Fat shaker. 31:07 Actually, what you're speaking about was published by the NCC, the National Consumer of Commission. Yes. And they have stated that FlySFA does have a tendency of overbooking flights. Yes. So what happens is that if they sell more flights in the available seats... to ensure that there is no show. So if everybody shows up, they involuntarily dump some passengers. And put them on a different flight. Either putting them on a different flight or telling them that they've missed their flight. 31:39 Oh, shit. That makes sense, bro. 31:41 Like a minute. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So it's possible that people sat in your seat? Yes. Oh, Christ. 31:53 That's not fair. 31:56 Flight said fair. 31:58 Yeah. Like, yeah. Because it doesn't make sense. Your luggage is not even in the flight. It's not like your inconvenience in the flight. No. They'll still leave 10 minutes late or whatever time. 32:12 Yeah. 32:14 Yo, yeah, that's some foul shit, bro. How was your Durban July? It was the first time. You know, I've known Ghost Lady for a very long time. It was the first time I saw her hangry. We had to drive around 10 McDonald's in Durban just to make sure she could eat. 32:29 Oh, you were hangry. 32:31 I was a soul. Yeah, I get hangry. Fuck. 32:35 You know me knows me very well. 32:37 When we came back from the club, no, no, actually from Durban, July, the marquee, that side. So I never got a chance to eat. 32:45 Didn't you eat at the muggy? No, I didn't. I didn't. Only I just had a wink. You didn't queue up. Because, I mean, Dudu had saved me a wink. So that's all I'd eaten the whole day. 32:54 So when we came back, I really... Dudu doesn't seem to remember the wink. Or it was more than a wink. She had a face that went like, Wow, that saved you a wink. 33:03 You sent me more. 33:05 Oh, dude, it was a wing. I just remember a wing. Hence, I was hungry. So my thing was that I didn't want to go to the club because there'll be no food available. So I partially was like, no, I just want to get food. I'm not really into going to the club. Like, remember, when we came back... 33:24 Do you remember how Tibla was so mad? That was another... Tibla mad? Yeah, Tibla was... Tibla was shouting at all of us. 33:31 Whoa, for real. For not leaving. It takes a lot to get Tibla mad. 33:35 Yeah, no, no, no. Tibla was one and another. It takes a lot to get Tibla mad. It doesn't take a lot, no. 33:39 It takes a lot to get Tibla mad. Everybody's scared of Tibla. 33:42 Like, no, no, no, Tibla. Really? Tibla just gets mad. Tibla. Whoa, I've never seen Tibla mad like that. 33:48 Because when we're leaving the Derb in July, our driver was waiting. He had been waiting for a while. And we're taking time. So when we get there, Tibble's like, who's left here? Jason. He calls Jason. Jason, who's going to be? What's going on now? What's going on now? What's going on now? 34:03 What's going on now? Tibble! He was shouting at Tato. 34:07 Remember when we were in our transport? So there's a video, like a selfie I took. And literally at the back, Tibble is still shouting at Tato. 34:16 So the whole drive, we had to say, Tibbler, can you play the music, please? 34:19 Yeah, I respect Tibbler. 34:21 Can you open the window, Tibbler? 34:23 Tibbler, please. Tibbler, oh my, yo, yo, yo. So you know what Tato said? He was so funny. 34:29 He's like, Tibbler's going to be one of those parents. 34:32 He's going to shout at his kids. His kids are going to come to him and say, Daddy, it's lambile. One lambamaj. 34:39 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 34:42 Oh, shit. And Tibla did not find that finding. Yo! Of course. Yeah, hence that was me. 34:52 Oh, shit, man. Hey, Tibla. 34:54 Relax hard, man. You choose this time. You choose this time. 35:05 So when we get back, I'm like, no guys, I'm only going to go out if I get food. So it's like everyone goes, okay, no, no, fine. Can you go? 35:17 Before the club. 35:17 Yeah, before the club. Let's get chow. Let's get chow. 35:19 Yes. 35:20 We go, okay, as we leave the Uber, We get into the Uber, all of us. We get to McDonald's. Ah, queue. No, no, first McDonald's closed. Then he goes, okay, there's another McDonald's. But there was a queue. Of course. Everybody was looking for the McDonald's. Yeah, yeah. There was a queue. 35:36 By the way, on the Uber, right? So there's too many of us. It's a seven-seater. And there's like nine of us. Oh, shit. So the Indian guy, he's an Indian driver. He starts complaining. He's like, there's too many of us. You understand? So I forgot I'm in Durban. I'm like, ah, man. 35:55 We all kept quiet. No one answered Meg, we just... 36:00 And what did he say? 36:01 No, he didn't reply. But he heard you, yeah. But when we stopped, we got, eventually, Kanye food. I sent him an E-wallet and everything was nice. 36:09 Ah, no, afterwards. Oh, ah, of course. The money talks there. My friend. He was playing music loud. Yeah, he was happy, yeah. He's like, where do you guys want to go? Let's go, let's go. He didn't bite. He didn't bite. But yes. 36:24 No, so the second McDonald's, obviously it was super. Even I was like, nah, I'm not. The queue, yeah, yeah. It's too much. 36:30 I'm stuck with queue, yeah. 36:31 So we go to the garage because we're like, let's get pies even. It's fine. 36:34 Okay, fair enough. 36:35 Get to the garage, no pies. But there's food. So I'm like, okay. Cooked food. Yeah, cooked food. 36:39 Yeah. 36:40 I get like some chicken. Like I think it was a quarter leg. Yeah, I get that. More maki, more t-plus, piwa, they all come. Now they're even buying the quarter legs also. We bought all of them. 36:51 We bought all of them. That's what I love about kids. Remember the hotel when we went to go visit the Zulu King? Yeah, yeah, yeah. For breakfast. Yeah. These were head of Putu and Bravo Stu in the morning. 37:05 Bro, there's a scene. There's a scene before we get in the club. It's just that no one took a video of us. The whole network is sitting on the side of the road. 37:13 Outside the club. 37:14 With Putu. 37:15 Putu. Putu. 37:18 Putu. Putu. Putu. And people are still shouting. I gotta see you. I gotta see you. 37:32 Tibble! 37:33 Oh, shit, man. 37:35 Yo, yo, yo. So that was the in-day also. 37:37 Like, at least I got my feet. That shit was funny. 37:39 If someone took a video that was trending on TikTok, wait, yeah, my man. At some point, Tibble takes the putty, goes... 37:47 You're hungry now, but come with us. 37:50 Let's go make memories. 38:09 You're paying on memories. It was before we left for the club. Remember at the hotel. So when I get to the left, Mac is there. Mac is even shocked. He's like, you know, we're betting that you're not going to come through. Like you're going to sleep. So I'm like, really? No, that's fine then. You can win, Mac. I'm going back. Mac was like, no, let's make memories. Come. 38:27 And boy, we did. They were in the club smoking drugs, her and Dudu. Ah. 38:34 Whoa, what drugs are you smoking? What drugs? 38:36 Okay, what club did you go to? 38:37 What drugs? 38:38 You go. 38:38 Something rich. Wasn't something rich? 38:40 Oh, rich. Rich, yeah, yeah, yeah. 38:42 What did you go to smoke? What drugs? They were... 38:46 Oh, Habli's on a track, man. It's Habli. 38:50 Habli. 38:51 Habli. Ah, there was weed or some shit in there. There was nothing. We don't do drugs. It's not drugs, man. Never do drugs. 39:01 Yeah, I don't see you guys doing drugs. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. I don't buy it. Thank you so much. 39:10 And did you see our table by the toilet, my man? 39:15 Hey. Hey, everyone. And the seats there, they were like bus seats. They're always small. 39:20 You guys small as well in Durban. 39:22 The ceiling was literally here. It was just weird. That club was a bit like dodged. Cramped. 39:28 Yes. But anyway, what do you guys think about the Durban July, man? Do you think it's still relevant? 39:35 The lifestyle aspect of it, I think it's... 39:39 Look, I've never... It was my first time at a debut in July during the day, like proper debut in July, because the one time we were there, just got there late to play at some marquee. 39:50 From outside looking, it feels like the prestige of it, you know, has... 39:56 disappeared a bit. That's what it feels like, you know? 40:00 But the event, the race and everything else is still a big thing. It's like a World Cup final or the league top eight final or whatever they have. But obviously because it's attached to a lifestyle thing, I feel like that is not, it's not what it was when we used to watch like cinema tunes. And that guy, remember the kids and guy, my billion used to have a marquee Apparently, he still does. Because the one Marquis, the guys greeted me and stopped me and were like, yo, this is the Marquis where Julius Malema's at. 40:33 All the politicians are here. And they were like, yeah. He still apparently has got a Marquis or something there. And it's all the political elites, business people, etc. But it feels like those days are gone. 40:45 Yeah, for me, it feels like, man, like, Durban July was our thing. Like, our generation was a big deal. Because, for example, last time I was at, like, I don't frequent the Durban July, right? And I wouldn't have gone if Martel wasn't asking us to come there. You know what I mean? It's not like my thing. It's not us, man. 41:02 We don't just go to the Durban July. 41:04 But the last time I was there, bro, like, it was packed. to the rafters. You couldn't move, bro. And I feel like it's lost that thing because the Gen Zs really don't care about it. 41:16 You know what I mean? Yeah, the TikTok generation doesn't care, bro. It feels like an old thing. Yeah, I was about to say that Durban July is almost like a system thing. You know, part of the... 41:28 people who appear on TV. 41:31 Generations. It feels like generations and TV. You know, it's like TV, man. 41:37 It's like old and... And those guys are not the guys popping now. It's the influencers, it's the TikTokers. And they don't care about it. They don't. They're only there... if they're getting paid or they're an ambassador for a sponsor. It's the only reason. But on a random day, if you ask any TikToker, will you go to the DMJ? They'll probably say no. 41:54 Generally, nah. The new kids, nah. They just want to get their money, travel, do cool videos and stuff, you know, beyond the... 42:03 edge of what did you think like honestly it was my first time as I said and with what I experienced being there I feel like it was that and I wouldn't really care to go back so it wasn't such a memorable experience like oh I really want to go back again compared to what I used to think of it you know I thought so I can understand when you guys say it used to be something else back then and now it's different because I experienced that different it wasn't bro 42:32 There was a point, because Makumun Jalloh, the marquee was pumping. No, no, it was pumping. Yeah, Makumun Jalloh was amazing. But there was a time when me and Simpil, we left the marquee to go see other marquees at about 7, 8 p.m. in Ukraine. Just grab the mic there. 42:48 Neighbors. Yeah. And then all the other marquees were empty, bro. 42:52 Yeah. 42:53 Like, like, when he was performing, literally, within two songs, they're like, yo, you're too much of an OG. With all due respect, just, let's just cut it off. 43:02 You're wasting our time. 43:04 Wow. Am I lying? Am I lying? The one right next to us, bro. Not appreciated. It was empty. It was empty. 43:13 Oh, so when he's gone on, it was just empty. 43:15 Yeah, so they didn't want to disrespect him like that for him to perform to 10 people. Oh, yeah. So he didn't get on? No, he did. But after two songs. So let's say his contract was to perform for an hour. Yeah. They cut it down to like 10 minutes. 43:29 Listen, we respect you, man. It's not what we thought it would be. What Mokki was that? Right next to us. I forgot, bro. Do you remember the name of the Mokki, bro? Remy Martin or something? 43:39 It was the one, it wasn't a marquee, it was an open area with a stage there. Wow. Yeah. But, but, yeah, nah, nah, it was empty. It was empty. 43:49 Mako Benjala was the only one pumping. 43:51 Yeah, also Mako Benjala was one of the best marquees. No, it was, it was. Shout out Mako Benjala, all the way from Soweto. So we didn't feel it, we didn't feel it. Yeah, because obviously you're coming from a high temperature marquee. Yeah. And you get there and it's... 44:06 But I got to be honest, man. What I realized from the Durban July is that this bella bella chance must be cancelled, bro. There's girls out there bella belling with an eight-cup size, my man. 44:18 No. My ass on the song. The Petty Ice Cube. I need tea. It's... Uh-uh. Uh-uh. 44:25 Uh-uh. No. No. Where's the belly then? Where's the belly then? No, but the song. No, it's just full wide. No. No, it's a chest of throngs. 44:36 Even I will put them to shame. 45:00 Bro, I must tell you a funny story. 45:09 So yesterday, right? Please line up the video shots. So yesterday I went to the rugby, right? By the way. 45:15 Oh yeah! Springboks! 45:16 If you're gonna go to the rugby, please don't buy Viagogo. I got scammed. I got scammed, dog. What's Viagogo? 45:23 I thought it was an app where you could buy the tickets. So I bought like five tickets for me and my boys. Spent like 9K. And the tickets never arrived. 45:31 Damn! Damn! 9K! You spent 9K! 9K on wrapping tickets? What's going to be? Hey, Mackie! 9? 45:42 Mackie! 45:45 So it's like what? So you got $9,000. That's like $1.2,000 a ticket. 45:49 $4,000. 45:51 Yeah, $2.2,000 a ticket. Memories. What's the price to memories? You know what I mean, nigga? What's the price to memories, man? Sweet memories. Because you guys were in the suites. Yes. Straight in the suites. These are sweet memories. What's the price to sweet memories? 46:06 So after the game, right, so I didn't get my tickets because of Viagogo. So shout out, don't buy on Viagogo, please, please. 46:17 Viagogo's a scam, you say? 46:18 Yeah, so when I went to the door, I'm like, guys, I haven't gotten tickets via Viagogo. They're like, no, Viagogo's a scam. Mostly third parties that sell these tickets are a scam. You should rather buy from Springbok app. Oh there's a Springbok app? Yes, yes, yes. So luckily the guy who was there is a chiller. So he let us in. You know called Drinkstyle. 46:40 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. We are very chillers. 46:44 But we're never sick so we're just there by… You know where the TV guys are? And the camera guys? 46:49 We're just there though. Another sweet experience. 46:55 You're about to... You're about to... You're about to... You're about to production there. Scramble what you're about to spread. Well, it was nice, dog. It was nice because you could see the players and everything. Yeah, yeah, close up. 47:05 Because we're like right by... You know where the camera guys are and the video... Who are the camera guys? Because they're all over, bro. They're by the pitch. So there's a barricade between us and them. Yeah. So we were like just behind and then we could see everybody. Oh, so they couldn't give you seats. Yeah, I don't know. You got... I couldn't say... I see. I couldn't say these are seats, you know? Yeah. What was the match in Pretoria? Where Scorpion Kings was? Loftus. Oh, Loftus. Yeah, yeah. Pretoria. 47:30 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 47:32 So the guy got us in. So now what we do is... 47:36 After the game, right? So after the game, there was a lot of traffic, right? And everybody's… So we are parked here, Penduk. We are parked here. The stadium is here. What's the stadium? The stadium. Okay. So everybody has to leave to go to their cars. So our car's here. Yes. So I'm like, guys, wouldn't it be funny if… Not Sol. I'm like, to Kat. I'm like, Kat, wouldn't it be funny if… Open your car. We play. Don't call me Gaffer. 48:06 Oh, because it's the old whites there. Yeah, that would be great. 48:10 So we started playing others. 48:14 So what was so funny is that everybody, all the white people are coming from here, right? 48:26 And you know how white people are. Like when they see black people dancing, they want to be inclusive, right? 48:30 Yeah. They just want to join in and be like, yeah, I'm not racist. 48:34 And you know, are they mocking you or are they really genuinely into the vibe? 48:38 So all of them, when they came, When they heard the beat, they were dancing with us. And then when they started saying, don't call me coffee, they're like... 48:48 Okay. 48:49 Another one like, K. K. K. Hey, what's up, buddy? Please play the video there. Oh, shit, there's a video. Yeah. 48:59 Oh. 49:01 We're waiting for the... Let's go, let's get it. 49:04 Oh shit, rubbing it in. 49:25 Hey, ecco mi caffè! Ecco mi caffè! 49:41 Y'all are wicked. 49:42 Oh, wow, bro. 49:44 It was so funny. Yeah, no one is stopping to dance. No one is stopping to dance. 49:50 Yeah, no one is trying to dance, bro. 49:51 They were so uncomfortable. 49:53 They call the scoffer, so they must face the music. 49:59 They came out with that shit. 50:02 They were like, yeah, it's fitting for these people. Let's call them carfers. Well, you did that shit. That's on them. 50:10 There was one guy who was like, yeah. And then he heard the carfers. He was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 50:17 You know, bro, I found out like the other week, you know, Atama Fawada's dad is a historical figure with, you know, equestrian, what, what, show jumping. For real? Wow. You know, like when they jump on over the horses. So I was playing at the old black party. Shout out to Mr. X and the team. 50:36 And it's at something Mafukata showgrounds. 50:41 So he, in Soweto, had this show jumping horses and stuff. And he was like the first black South African either to win a major tournament somewhere in Cape Town. 50:53 So he was a show jumper himself? 50:54 Yeah, I don't know what his dad was like. He was a premium super show jumper. Like, I thought he was a boy in the 80s, surely. Because his dad used to be like this guy who rides horses and... beats white people at show jumping. 51:06 That's an elegant sport then. 51:08 Yeah, it's an elite sport. Elite. Proper elite. If till today, it's an elite sport. Atta's dad is like a champion. Historical black figure in the local scene. 51:18 Oh, wow. It makes sense, man. 51:19 So at All Black, when they said Mafukata, I was like, they must have then named the crowns there, which is I think a show jumping crown. 51:29 After Atta Mafukata's dad. 51:31 Damn. 51:31 I forgot his name. 51:34 Enos. Enos. 51:36 Yeah, Enos, I forgot the showgrounds. Wow. The question. Yeah, his dad is like, yeah. Like a show jumping. Which makes sense. You know, normally it's always beautiful when you see a parent who's in either the sporting or the... 51:54 who's in a cultural field, like a sport or entertainment, their kids generally also then have the freedom to explore that kind of field because the parents are all like teachers who are like, ah, you must get a degree or become this boring thing. Yeah, so it's beautiful to see. 52:11 But it also makes sense because it's been show jumping royalties. 52:14 Ah! 52:23 Not the lottery. 52:50 Yeah, what's the background? But he won something big. I remember in Cape Town or something. 52:56 I remember reading about it a few years ago. He won something like in Cape Town or a big tournament. 53:03 Or came second. But he was the first black something in show jumping in South Africa. 53:08 And I think I probably cheated him or something and he came back. I remember the drama there. 53:15 That's an expensive thing. 53:17 It is, right? Like, yo, bro, how are you thinking of... Because you've got to have a horse. You've got to have a horse. And we know in the hood, the horses there were just these lazy asses. They delivered coal and shit. You know what I'm saying? 53:30 Those were donkeys. 53:31 Those were donkeys, though. Oh, they were donkeys. No, but there was always a guy in the hood who had a cart with the wheels. And Dunlop, the other side, it's not even matching. And then... No, they delivered coal as well. And then... 53:46 That shit, that's not my tans. They're both rabies and shit. 53:48 You're like, ah, come on, man, you know? 53:52 Fat Chica, will you check that out, man? Chillers, the world's biggest soccer spectacle is at an all-time high. And Hollywood Bass is putting a massive 5 million rand jackpot on the line, Pindooka. Mm-mm. It's time to prove your football knowledge in the Soccer Punters Challenge. Just place a bet of 500 or more, 500 rand or more. Using the bet slip correctly, predict all the winners and that life-changing share of 5 million rand could be yours. Every selection you make helps you climb the exclusive pay-to-play leaderboard Compete with head-to-head against fellow supporters for bragging rights and your share of an additional 500,000 rand in prizes. 54:30 The challenge runs until the 19th of July, 2026, covering every major matchup. Don't just watch history, be a part of it. Head straight to the Puntus Challenge site right now. Analyze the features and lock in your predictions. Check out the link in the pinned comment description. T's and C's do apply. 54:48 Winners know when to stop and it's strictly for 18s and older. Do you have it for us, Facheco? 54:55 Okay, there isn't much that is written about him here because they stipulate that he is an unsung hero. But he is the first black person, black man, to do show jumping. On top of that, he established a show jumping academy, a school where he teaches young people to show jump. And then he won numerous awards. including a Lifetime Achievement Award in Germany, not in South Africa. 55:23 In Germany? Yes. Back in the 80s. Wow. 55:26 You see what I mean? In Germany, man. And he's still alive and he's 80 years old now. 55:30 Wow. 55:32 Oh, and the equestrian that you're speaking about, it's he's and he also works there currently. 55:38 What's an equestrian? Oh, he's still there. 55:40 He's still there. 55:41 Wow. What's an equestrian, bro? Like, what does that mean? Equestrian is horse. Horse. 55:47 So it's like a place where horses are. 55:49 No, it's like... 55:51 I'm trying to find... 55:53 So you get like equestrian estates. Equestrian is... That would mean it's an estate. Saddlebrook estates. That would mean also there's horses and there's your... What's your stables? So it accommodates horses. 56:08 Equestria is relating to horses. Horses, yeah. 56:11 something it's weird right how they got to that I don't so nobody needs in the outskirts you know because obviously they need space yeah yeah that's where you find your restaurant what you got for us the in-skirts it's yeah okay so my mom is calling me should I answer oh yeah yeah answer who my mom's calling me my mom Her birthday is coming up. 56:34 Oh, shit. 56:35 When? Yeah. Oh, is it tomorrow? Well, it's Tuesday. Oh, shit. Yeah, Tuesday. Remember. Hold on, hold on. 56:44 Hey, Ndangi. Who are you? 56:46 Hey, how are you doing? 56:49 All right, buddy. You're live on Podcast and Chill. Hello, ma. Hi. Podcast and Chill. 57:00 People are asking, when are you coming back? You said you'll come back for 10 million subscribers. What did you say? 2 million. 57:08 No, episode 1,000. 57:12 Episode 1,000. Okay. 57:14 What episode are we on? Yeah. 700 and something. Okay. No, no. Let's hope you're still alive then. 57:20 No, it's fine. I'll call you after the show. Okay. 57:32 Alright. 57:35 What you got for us? Okay, so there was a video that got leaked of... 57:48 No one wants to see their king in such a state. Did you see it? Do you want to see the video, little clip? 57:53 I've seen it. 57:56 Remember I told you guys that he drinks chillers. Does it make sense now? He made a comment on chillers punch, yeah. 58:03 He made a comment. 58:04 No, not during this. Not during this. When we were there visiting him. Yeah, he said before he came, he was drinking cheese. He's like, well, she just put the thing you drink there. So now it makes sense. And how come he didn't bring alcohol for him? Because who has always been knowing that the king loves to imbibe? 58:19 No, but people have been known that he loves to imbibe. He imbibes. The man imbibes, yo. He imbibe. He's royalty. You can't say he drinks. You can't say he pulls. He imbibes. He imbibes. All right, let's do this. He's got a reputation for imbibing. 58:35 He's got a reputation for imbibing. 58:48 Why are they recording? 58:50 No, it's the wife recording. 58:53 Why? Because she endures this every second day. 58:55 So let me give you a backstory. Okay. 59:07 I think people have seen the video. Yeah, the people have seen this video. It's been trending country-wise. 59:11 Okay, so it's the wife recording. She was sitting there, I guess, on the floor. And while he's just going on a rant. So it obviously starts, because clearly the conversation started somewhere, but the recording starts here. And he's going on about, and this is the wife, Unumzamu. Umien. Yeah, Dolomba. 59:30 Oh, not Mien. 59:31 Mien, that's her other name. I think that's her... Surnames. Surnames, yes. 59:35 Mdolomba is also her surname. Like, some things are which her surname is Mdolomba. 59:38 Mdolomba, yes. 59:39 So I don't know, but I think it's Mien and her surname. 59:42 Yes, Mien and her surname. Yeah, it's both. It's both there. Yeah, Mien and Mdolomba. Yeah. And then she... So he's ranting up. He's unhappy with how she's moving, basically. She's disrespectful. Apparently, there's a place where she's building that no one knows of. It was even the king's men that approached him, asking him, what is she building? So even her, like how she... She didn't tell her men. 60:08 Apparently. 60:10 And also about... She just goes wherever and without reporting to him. So, even to a point where... This is where now she's... He said that she's cheating with some man. So, the Ushembe church, you know. And then he said that Ushembe is islima. Or, you know, basically he's crazy. Like... Which was very derogatory. 60:33 So is he insulting the head of the top shambe? Yes, yes. Because it was always like a top shambe. Yes, yeah, yeah. 60:38 I think he even had to apologize. He apologized. He was on apology tour regarding that. A shambe? Yes, yeah, yeah. 60:44 Whoa. 60:45 Yeah, so it was a lot of things just that. And also now he was swearing at her and said things about, you know, you can't deprive me of your vagina. Things like it. What? 60:59 The G word, ikolo. That's just very... What's that? Ikolo. 61:04 Ikolo. It's vagina. But that's like the worst way to... It's just not... 61:09 It's like pussy. 61:11 Yeah. It's not like a... You know, in language... It's like cunt. Yeah. It's on that like, yo, you can't say that. Those are words that just... You don't speak like that, you know. So those are words that came out of his mouth. 61:23 Let me tell you the irony. 61:26 Yeah, so, and he was carrying a beer. Obviously, you saw on that clip. Yeah, yeah. He was drinking. You could see he's drunk because, you know, he was slurring, you know. And there was an elderly woman, obviously, trying to keep the calm. Swati woman, obviously, from his mom's side, yeah? Yeah, just trying to keep the calm while she was just sitting there recording. 61:43 Ah, but guys, this guy's human, man. At the end of the day, man. 61:47 Yeah, but it doesn't... He's human, bro. It doesn't take away... What he said towards her was just... Yeah, but Ghost Lady like... 61:53 Okay, now Masuina character... Analyze you on your worst moments. Imagine if your worst moments were kept in camera. 62:00 Mm-hmm. No, fair enough. I get that. 62:03 Like, we've all had worse moments here. 62:05 Imagine the captain and captain. 62:06 Everybody's got their moments. 62:08 This is the king, guys. No one wants to see the king in this life. 62:09 The king, it's not the first moment. Remember, the sister also recorded him. Yeah, he's the king, but he's human first, bro. The king is a title. Oh, yeah, and then he also said that he ascended to the throne. Throne, yeah. 62:20 By witchcraft. Yeah. 62:21 He said that. That's what he said. Oh, he... 62:25 Yes. Yeah, he? Yes. Like he was... On this video? Yes. Yeah. 62:29 Okay, yeah. Obviously, you don't have respect. Yeah, I know. You're going to be like in foreign lands. 62:35 And obviously, politically. That's what he said. Yes. 62:38 According to himself, he said that, how do you think I'll send it to the throne? Oh, yeah. 62:42 That's what he said. Yes. 62:44 That's what he said. Okay, okay, okay. 62:47 That's not human now. 62:48 That's like... Yeah, that's another... And then what about chiefs? 62:51 Keza Chiefs. Yo! Chiefs! Remember, he's got Chiefs under him. 62:57 So he's, yes, let's talk about Chiefs. 62:59 So in him criticizing her on how she behaves, it was like you were seen even hugging Keza Chief players. I think there was a video. Pictures of her. So it was like just how you're carrying yourself is just not rising house. And she goes out without his permission. Permission, yes. 63:16 Oh, no, no, guys. Now I didn't know about the Takati thing. Yeah. When I saw this, because I didn't understand what you're saying. You just thought it was a quarrel. Yeah, I just thought it was a marriage quarrel and they got him at his best. Worst. Worst. And a lot was said. 63:30 A lot was said. Oh, shit. Which is fair. Fucking hell. Yes, married couples will fight. They will, everyone. 63:36 Yeah, but I'm not going to fight with you and say, do you know how you are here? 63:39 Yes. Because you're targeted. Yes. 63:42 But the fights, there's disagreement, there's fights. 63:48 Then there's another level. 63:49 Yeah, man. Like, I've never been in a place where I'm going to call the person I claim to love all these words. 63:58 But that's fun. You know, Sabantu? 64:01 Because they got married last year. So he even claimed today was like, ever since you came here, you've just basically bad luck. I won't even start a business with you because everything you touch just doesn't work. So it was a lot of things. 64:12 But when did you realize that? Because that's my thing. My thing is, hey, bro, if you're saying all these things about your woman and her character, you married her with that character. 64:23 You see? Like, for example, like I said before, in a million years, you'll never find any woman, and I've dated many, who will go on a podcast and talk about me. 64:33 Never say never. No, I'm telling you. 64:35 I'm telling you. Talk about me. Because the character of the person, and it's not like when you meet a person, they tell you, what's it mean? I'm going to talk about you on a podcast one day, or I'm going to record you secretly. But you see red flags that this is a flawed character. 64:53 Wait, so are you saying someone recording the grievances is a red flag? 65:02 Because it won't happen in the beginning. 65:04 Number one, you know who you're married to. 65:07 Right? 65:09 And I'm not saying how... You see how he addresses women. It's not how you address a woman, bro. King or not. Yeah? People have fights. I've had fights in relationship. But... And also... 65:22 It's due to the fact that he's addressing her drunk. 65:25 Address your woman sober. Because addressing her drunk will then make her, not that it's right, because it's still a private matter, to be recorded. Was she trying to show, you see? 65:37 And she said it. Oh, she said it in the clip. She said, this is what I live with. Yeah, this is what I've enjoyed ever since. 65:45 And you may find he's got valid grievances. Valid if you're a wife of a king. You can't just go willy-nilly out there, do your things. You can't behave in a certain way. And he's addressing those, but fam, you're the king. You don't need to address these things drunk. Okay. 66:05 Which I disagree with her even recording. I think that was also wrong. 66:08 That was fucked up as well because it's a private thing. But she did it because he's drunk. 66:14 That's true. Because if you address things when you're drunk, it means, what, are you afraid to address them sober? Address them sober. 66:25 Because then it's going to be fully, ah, that better. Why should I be recording a private conversation? She was also fucked up because she recorded that solely to destroy him. 66:35 Yes. 66:35 You know, and he's human. And I think the king is struggling with the intake, man. You know, the king, I said, the king imbibes. No, no, no. You really, the king loves. 66:47 Bro, we're with them. I thought it's castle, but it's still our tour. 66:50 Sorry, man. What's the show? 66:52 What's the show? 66:53 What's the show? 66:55 What's the show? What's the show? What's the show? Oh, fuck, I missed it. 67:01 No, what I said is the king, Unolaga, within his castle. 67:05 Okay, I still don't get it. 67:08 It's there at all. Okay, aye, aye. What's the show? It's stellar. Yeah, what's the show? 67:14 It's stellar. But when we were there, I was saying, when we were there, yeah, man, I felt sorry for him, bro. 67:23 I felt sorry for him. You did say, you did say. I'm like, this can't be life, bro. Ah, it can't be life, bro. 67:31 Can't be life. 67:32 My thing is, there's the other guy who really, really wants the throne. 67:37 And I feel like the king has the throne. 67:43 But I feel like he'd enjoy his life more if he wasn't on the throne. 67:47 Mm-hmm. 67:48 The current king. And the reason why I'm saying this can't be life, bro... What I got... And correct me if I'm wrong... What did I say to you? 67:54 Why did I say... No, no. You said he feels imprisoned. He's imprisoned. He's... Within the structures... And the... How to behave as a king... And... 68:05 He's unaligned. 68:06 Like literally... Do you know when this guy wakes up... He's got a schedule. 68:10 This time you're meeting... And he's just there saying... Yeah. Yeah. The whole day until 7pm. 68:18 They've brought him a cow. Every day they bring him a cow. Two cows, sheep, goats. 68:25 You know, and then they come to complain about the situation in the villages. Like he's got no time to fuck bitches if he wants to. You know what I mean? Nah, I think he's got all the time. 68:36 He's got wives. 68:39 What do you think that's in between? 68:40 Yeah. 68:42 if you're a king he's got wives yes you know but anyway what else you got but he's got time bro yeah but it's just that his life is coordinated like yo bro super coordinated ah that's a prison bro what's what's the difference between that and the prison because the prison when you wake up they tell you you gotta eat at this time yeah but you choose what you want to eat you see as a king In prison, you couldn't wake up and say, I want to eat pussy. But as a king, you wake up and go, I want to eat pussy. 69:11 Five pussies. 69:13 You're a king. 69:14 I don't think in prison, bro. 69:17 You wake up and say, I want to eat. You wake up and find out you are the pussy. 69:23 So it's far from a prison being a king, man. 69:25 Come on. Fucking hell. 69:27 Come on. 69:28 It's a good thing you so far couldn't tickle you, man. 69:30 Yeah, thank God. Thank God. Thank God. Oh, thank God. 69:36 Matt, do you not know that you tickle people? 69:39 Bro, you tickle. 69:39 Yeah, whenever I trust you, you tickle me. 69:42 It's just how I am, bro. 69:43 You tickle. 69:44 Nah, whatever. Nah, I'm going to sway away from him. I'm swaying very far from you, my nigga. Just accept me as who I am. 69:53 It's who I am, man. Now you've enjoyed a lot of tickles from me. Please don't act like you've never been tickled. Yeah, don't pick it up. You're used to it. 70:02 You've got a lot of fat to go through. So... 70:05 I don't pick up who's trying to make me laugh. You know, I'm not... Oh, just touch your... That doesn't translate, you know. 70:13 But even off camera, I'm like that, bro. I'm sure, Fat Chick, I've tickled you at some point. Hey, bro, I've tickled everyone, man. Come on, guys. 70:21 Doesn't that lady have a problem with you, with your touchy-touchy baby? No, I tickle her. 70:26 No, but you tickle her, yes. But you be touchy-touchy. What are you tickling her? 70:31 What are you tickling her? Hey, bro, Naledi reads a lot, yeah? 70:35 Fucked up. 70:36 Oh, man, I've been seeing her on her statuses, comments on books. It's insane, bro. It's insane. Like in one week, Naledi will post five books. I'm like, yo, yo, yo, yo. She's probably reading right now. 70:44 She's probably reading. And he didn't read, bro. No, no, it's a new thing now. It's a new thing. Oh, it's a new thing? Yeah, so every trimester, there's a new... Trimester? 70:52 Yeah, she is a new... What, did she break it? You want to tell her something? Every trimester, I'm like, you're reading. 70:57 And she's been reading the Sarah Colise book. Then she read the other book. No, she read Rachel Colise. Rachel Colise, yeah. 71:05 And then she's like, let me see her side. Oh, let me see her side. And that's all in two days. 71:10 Oh, wow. Let it read. Let it read. That's beautiful. Let it read, man. 71:17 Even now when we argue, because we weren't having an argument. We were having a conversation before I came in. She said a line from a book. I'm like, oh, no, you're reading too much. 71:27 Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shut up, I'm alive. 71:32 Man, stop taking bookings. 71:34 And I already started the bookings. Stop it. Stop it. 71:39 That's a beautiful thing. That's a beautiful thing. So that's why I kind of hate it, because it's not like she's on drags. Yes, or she's going out to talk to chief players without your permission. Without your permission. Hugging boys. And you're like, hey, full of gun and guns and some superman. With some guns and some superman. 72:04 Okay, so... 72:22 News 24. News 24. That's released a video of... So it's footage from the hotel. Remember when... Yes. Whoa! They released the footage? Yes. Whoa. 72:32 No, no, no. There's nothing hectic though. 72:35 Oh, okay. I watched it. Yeah, this is me and Tibler. This is the hallway. I've got trauma, guys. Are you dragging a woman? 72:41 Yeah, that's why I said there must be footage because I watched this thing earlier today. Wow. 72:45 Yeah, we try to ask them for the footage because like, can you please give us for content? Oh, for real, yeah. So when you tell the story, like, people can see we're not lying. Yes, yes. But they're like, they couldn't. I don't know, maybe it's a poppy act or whatever. 72:56 Must be the poppy act. 72:57 We must ask News24 to get that footage. Yeah, poppy ramachuba. That shit is funny, dog. That shit is funny. Bro, if you see the footage, it will land better than the way I'm experiencing it. I can imagine. It is so funny, my nigga. Thank God I was asleep because I could have carried on my own. 73:11 That wasn't going to make fan footage, you know what I mean? Like her frying. Where would you carry her to? Oh, that's on my shoulder. It's a simple 150 kilo, man. You know, I administer politicians 200 kilos. 73:25 It's easy. It's easy. It's lightweight, lightweight. 200 kilos is lightweight. 73:30 Ah, lightweight, boy, lightweight. 73:32 We can get it over the border. 73:33 Get it over the border, boy. 73:37 Over the border. 73:41 Yes. 73:42 Okay, I wanted to share some parts. 73:45 Okay. 73:45 What is this? 73:46 A minute later, AKA is back in the hallway of the 10th floor and returns to the door of room 1004. It's always the first floor, eh? 73:57 No, it's the 10th floor. 73:58 It's all the 10th floor. Remember, the room was 1004. After a minute, he heads down to reception to get a new key card for the second time during their short stay. AKA returns to the 10th floor a couple of minutes later. 74:12 This time, he enters the room while his suitcase rests down the hallway unattended. 15 minutes later, AKA exits room 1004, collects his suitcase and returns to the room. 74:28 What happens in room 1004 from 725, no one knows for sure. 74:42 At 7.38, the hotel receptionist receives a phone call. According to the hotel's own records and police reports, the caller identifies himself as a guest of room 1004, reporting that someone in the room is threatening to jump from the balcony. 74:59 Oh my goodness. 75:02 According to the receptionist, AKA requests urgent assistance from security personnel. 75:08 Yeah. 75:10 Hotel staff report hearing a loud scream, followed by what the receptionist described as a loud bang coming from outside the hotel. 75:21 It's just after 7.45. Okay. Lies on Luop Street, dying. 75:30 Back at reception, the front office manager rushes to the windows and opens the curtains. 75:36 He sees a naked woman lying motionless in the street in front of the entrance of the hotel's parking area. He calls for an ambulance. Okay. 75:44 You can stop it there. So this part for me then, because remember there was suspicion all the time. Okay, people will be like, maybe it was AKA who pushed her over. But with this now, doesn't it exonerate him? Like in terms of if he was on the call reporting the situation and then she jumps over, it shows that he wasn't involved in pushing her or anything. 76:11 At face value, it does, to be honest. 76:13 Yeah, yeah. So I think that was for me the... Otherwise, the rest of the video, because it was quite a long video that was shared with him just explaining there from the... 76:22 But that was the crucial moment. Crucial moment. Because everything else we know. So they call this a visual investigation and we see their trip... 76:32 From arriving, going to, coming back, and any clip we had, video visualization, CCTV footage of them partying from social media. And then it gets into this. And for me, you're right. 76:49 And it's an entourage as well. And so another thing was that six witnesses have been subpoenaed to... Because now the case is going to start at the Cape Town magistrate. It's an inquest. 76:59 It's not necessarily a case. There's an inquest starting today. 77:03 So an inquest is... Yeah, it switches today. Yes, on Monday. 77:05 Yeah, it starts today on Monday. The inquest is essentially a judicial process to find the truth of a murder or of a death. 77:17 Yes. 77:18 Not a murder. Of a death. Death. To just... It's a fact-finding mission. Mm-hmm. ...judicial process... ...to find all the facts... ...of a sudden death of someone. So you know we always have these inquests... ...especially around the apartheid times... ...when people just died. You know? 77:38 And the inquests... ...it's not necessarily to place a blame on someone... ...it's to find out what really happened. But for the mere fact that there's a recorded call... ...of AKA calling the reception... At that very time. ...to say... 77:54 It's similar to what you guys did. 77:55 Yeah. 77:56 When you called the reception to say... You went down. You went down. Yeah, you went down and said, we need a security guard. Oh yeah, we called first. Yes. We need a security to help us with this woman who's drunk. 78:09 And passed out. 78:10 Incapacitated. To take her to a room. So that there's a third witness to attest to what's happening now. A.K.A. 78:21 according to News 24, called. And remember what I told you that... And said somebody's threatening to dump now. 78:27 And remember what I told you, and Ghost Lady can attest, it took us 15 minutes to convince them that, guys, what's happening up there is not right. And you, as a hotel, you have the obligation that everybody who walks into this hotel is bonded to you by law. 78:46 Yes. 78:47 Or law? I don't know by law, but... No, they have all those rights, the rights and reserved things. Yeah, because... Because they can intervene in any situation. 78:59 Anytime, yes. 79:00 They've got the keys. Just like when you don't check out at 11. 79:05 Fuck! 79:07 Fuck! Go, go, go! 79:12 Check out your fucking hell! I'm sleeping! 79:20 Oh, I'm doing things. 79:23 You don't want my woman. Don't fucking violate my privacy like that. 79:31 What were we saying downstairs, Ghost Lady? Don't violate my privacy. We're saying, I'm phrasing it wrong, but we're saying that when everyone walks into this establishment that you have built, it's your duty to make sure they are safe. 79:47 But that's a problem. 79:49 Because people, that's the thing. People also book hotels to do some very unsafe things. So that's what we say to them. We're like, we are telling you that something unsavory. 80:00 That we didn't sign up for. Is happening there. And you are saying you can't do anything unless... Because what they said is that we must go back to the hotel and grab the lady out. 80:10 Imagine. Ah! Yes! 80:12 How come we let that information out early on, bro? 80:14 No, no, no, no. Yeah, they did say that. 80:16 You did say that early on. Unless you want to. I mean, there's a lot of things that happen. No, but you couldn't do that. Dude, that is very important. That's what I'm saying. Ghost Lady Hotel. So tell us when you suspect... foul play or GBV or something in the hotel room, they say go there and... No, they said... 80:32 They can't intervene because there's the husband there. Like, so it was also the thing of the... No, but she's with her husband. How do we... Because we were suggesting that maybe she can be moved to another room. 80:43 To another room. We said she would sleep with Dudu. 80:46 Yeah. 80:46 Because woman, woman. 80:47 Yeah. 80:47 Nothing's going to happen except some... 80:50 With Peggy Sue. Our Peggy Sue. Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen. Nothing will happen. 81:20 or nothing will happen. There's a whole lot of nothing that will happen by now if Judy was there for that woman. 81:30 She will experience something she's never experienced before. She will go, yo, you deserve a position. Not doggie star in the cabinet. 81:45 You understand? 81:46 And we had to talk to them for like 10-15 minutes. 81:48 It was 6.30. I remember it wasn't even getting light. I'm like, I'm wearing my pajamas. 81:53 And we're all saying the same thing. We're like, guys, you can't do anything. 81:57 But anyway, continue. Sorry. What was I talking about? You're saying that the hotel... 82:03 Call... Oh, yes. 82:05 So the inquest starts today. And it's a... 82:09 truth or fact-finding mission. And I feel like that call is very important because AKA called, according to News24, the reception to say, please bring security up here. 82:24 The person I'm with is... 82:27 Behaving like this. 82:28 Behaving like this and threatening to jump from the balconies. Window balconies. 82:35 AK's dad is very angry with the release. 82:37 No, he didn't know what's going to come out. But I think what came out is actually in AK's defense... It supports his defense. Obviously, the dad didn't know what's going to come out. Which now gets me thinking, what was her dad thinking is going to come out? 82:54 Yeah. 82:55 Because he wrote... Because the dad was angry that News24 was going to drop stuff without him seeing it. CCTV footage... 83:03 Or whatever that happened. 83:04 Or maybe he was just worried that the narrative they're going to push. Yes. 83:06 And then he accused New24 of taking payments. 83:10 Yeah. 83:10 I wonder from who, like, you know. 83:11 He said, bring it on. This was him, what he posted. Bring it on, News24. I am determined not to be bitter for the rest, for rest of my life, of my time. But don't fuck with memory. What? 83:24 Where did he post that? Please go on his social media and check what he has now... That was before he dropped. 83:30 Okay. 83:30 So please go check what he has posted now that it has dropped. And that thing sort of exonerates AKA because he made a call to security to say... So please check now that... 83:49 News24 that he's threatening or not threatening, but he's saying, yeah, bring whatever you can. 83:54 I'm not seeing any posts on Insta. 83:57 Okay, where did he post that? 84:00 Oh, just check on his socials throughout. 84:03 Yeah, Fatshaker will check. While you're at it, what else you got for us? 84:07 So there's a video, not a video, a picture of a Mokabe, well, what's alleged to be Mokabe's son. Ballerine! Ballerine or ballerine. Yeah, that's the guy who was... 84:21 Mugabe's son. 84:22 Yeah. Mugabe's son. 84:24 Remember that his cousin or friend took the fall. 84:27 There's a speculator that it's possibly him. But he's wearing a mask. That's him. 84:32 That's him. He's even got the same... What's the bee label? 84:39 Balmain. Or whatever. Not Balmain. He's got the same jacket he likes wearing. 84:45 Balancia. 84:47 Balamin. 84:48 Is it Balenciaga? 84:50 Ah, it's not Balenciaga. Balenciaga. 84:53 Balenciaga. 84:54 Balenciaga. 84:54 No, it's not Balenciaga. But he loves that topic. 84:59 Yeah. 85:00 And as a rich kid, oh, maybe he's got like 10 of the same things. 85:03 So they say Mugabe's lookalike was spotted shopping at Waterfall Corner in Midrand, South Africa. That is him. Could he be back in South Africa all this time? That is him. That's him. 85:18 Yeah. That's him. 85:21 Who's just randomly wearing a mask, you know? 85:24 Why are you wearing a mask now unless you're Mek G and you don't want to be seen at the airport? The only person I know who wears a mask in 2026 July is my nigga here. Mek, Mek. My tickly nigga here. He's the only nigga who wears a mask because he doesn't want people taking pictures when they're bothering him. 85:45 hating on him, laughing on him. He doesn't want anything. That's the only guy. No one is wearing a mask, bro. That's him. 85:53 Bro, you know what I thought about when I was at the rugby? I think South Africa, you know, with this whole Mabahambe thing, we should schedule matches with all these countries, right? So we schedule a match, South African match, Bavara Fara against Zimbabwe. 86:07 And then as they leave the stadium, they're undocumented. There's a bus. 86:10 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 86:15 It's tickets for them, man. 86:20 Is it true that those bastards that got to Zimbabwe, the president, they was like, no, he doesn't want them there. 86:28 Oh, is it a lie? 86:30 But imagine, they would do Malawi. Play Zambia. Nigeria. No, Nigeria. 86:43 You know, Nigeria wants money. 86:47 So Nigeria says they want money for the Nigerians who went back home and who left businesses here. 86:55 You know that? 86:56 Yeah, I heard that. I heard that. 86:58 And I'm like, but if your guys open the businesses legally, they can always sell them. And they don't need to be here to sell them. And if they're here legally, guess what? They can be here to sell them. Yeah. 87:12 Because if they're not legal, then it means they're no business having a business. 87:17 Exactly. 87:19 Fed checker? 87:20 And if your assets are seized and you're illegal, I think that whatever assets become property. 87:27 We'll help ourselves. They're seized after all. Fed checker? 87:31 Seizer. 87:32 He hasn't said anything after the Instagram post that Ghosty said. However, he did post the video, I think, two days back with no caption. So that's the latest update. 87:47 Okay. 87:48 Anyway, Paduka, what else you got for us, man? Yeah, bro. 87:51 What I got is I want to know, man. I want to know, bro. So remember when they were in Maki? 87:57 Yeah. Yeah. 88:00 So, we saw El Tito. And we wanted him to come. But he said he's coming... 88:08 Gandhi's got something to be clear with Mac. What happened, dog, between you and LT? 88:13 They squashed their beef. 88:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 88:17 Let's hear it. Yeah, yeah. He likes doing it to everybody else, right? Where you do something that's not content, it becomes content. No, no, no, no. So what happened? 88:28 No, no, no. So Bada pulled me aside. So it was me, him, and Bada. 88:35 And then he was just like, yo, man... I don't like that shit. 88:39 Oh, yeah, yeah. 88:41 With the alleged baby mama. The alleged baby mama. 88:44 I don't know if I was like, but that shit was funny. I was like, no, that was not funny. 88:50 No, he was just saying, like, in terms of, like, where I took it, he felt like I took it too far. And I was just telling my mom, like, man, I was just playing around. I was bored around that time. It's entertainment, man. 89:02 Yeah, you know what I mean? I was just like, let me shake things up. 89:06 Shake the industry. 89:09 They don't find out. 89:11 I'm like, dude, I have nothing against you. I mean, even the whole DSTV deal, that was me. You understand? So like when we got taken out of DSTV, I told them, no, put Altito in place of us. You know what I'm saying? 89:23 Oh, you did that? 89:25 Yeah. Wow, bro. I made that call. So I was like, if I made that call, why would you think I hate you? It was just like banter, man. Mm. You know, and he gets it now. But I was like, man, I thought you had thicker skin, man. You know, in red beefs, people get killed, man. I'm just making a prank call, bros. 89:44 You've enjoyed more, man. 89:45 You couldn't even pretend. 89:46 Like it wasn't even your woman. I was playing around, though. 89:51 I didn't think it was that deep. Oh, yeah? He was really caught up over that shit. Yeah, he's like, his family is calling him, and the baby mama's calling him, and the baby mama's family. I mean, just tell them it's fake, dog. 90:02 So you're baptizing him into the world of podcasts? Essentially. 90:05 Shh. 90:06 You're like, let me, let's get around for the baptism. 90:09 To be honest with you, I was just like, dude, like, I got no issues with you, bro. Like, you're doing your own thing, we're doing our own thing. It's just entertainment, bro. 90:20 Oh, yeah. So Tito and Mac had a conversation. 90:23 Yeah, yeah. 90:25 Wow. But he must come and kiss the ring. 90:30 You're the king of the ring. You're the king of the ring. 90:53 Yeah, that's bad. Nah, but they must pull through, because we were trying to get him at the... Yeah. At the Maghubanjala Marquis, because he was one of the guys. Did you see Lasisa didn't want to leave, bro? 91:02 Oh, Lasisa didn't want to leave, bro. Lasisa, it's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go. It's time to go, Amber. 91:16 Oh, but La Cesar was one of the best tricks, bro. I don't want to lie, bro. I love La Cesar, bro. 91:23 The detailing of his outfits. 91:26 You can tell he loves thuds. 91:36 Hey, pull that suit up. 91:38 Ah, no, no, that outfit was fire. The stance suit him. Pull the suit up. Oh, the stance, the stance, boy. Look at that, my nigga, look at the stance. That outfit was fire. All over his body. Nah, I love La Seize, man. Nah, La Seize. 91:55 Ooh! 91:55 You see if that... Ooh! Look at that! And some people's outfits, they just look good on like pictures. Nah, bruh! That one just looked good even now. Lassizia was the best. 92:03 If Lassizia could walk in with that white horse. Nah, shut up. 92:07 And we wanted him to stay on longer, but we had Cuesta, you know, waiting for us. Yeah, yeah. We're talented people. 92:13 Yeah, yeah. 92:15 You get what I'm saying? 92:17 With really talented people, like really rich. Chris hasn't dropped a hot single in a long time, but he's still relevant, Baba. That's the talent right there, bro. That's the showman, like real proper talent. But no, shout out to El Azuzo. He looked good, bro. 92:35 Bro, do you know anyone at the National Consumer Commission? Do you know anyone there? No, why? Bro, we've got some stuff there that's locked in at customs, bro. It's been there for like three weeks. I thought you knew people. No, we've got some stuff that was imported. From? From China. Okay. So, it's stuck there, bro, for like three weeks. I thought you knew someone. Three weeks? 92:56 How much are they shaking you down for? 92:58 No, it's not a shakedown. It's just now stuck at National Consumer Commission. 93:03 Okay. I don't know what's happening there, bro. National Consumer Commission, please. 93:08 Release us from the shekels of yours. 93:11 We have to do business. Yeah. What are you doing? 93:15 Our shipment. Our shipment is stuck. 93:18 Okay, but what are the reasons that it's stuck? Bro, I don't know because I'm not the one hitting it. So I'm just getting feedback, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just like, no, man. Like, what's going on, bro? You understand what I'm saying? Because we didn't do anything illegal. 93:32 Yeah, so my thing is, you see, we live in a country where the government will come out, do PR stance, and then we all see, they don't even need to say, we all see unemployment is high. You go to the township, drive in the township at 2 p.m., People are there at 11am. Yeah. I'm up like label lovely already. Those who feel like kings are drinking Stella at all. 94:00 The royalties, Baba. The royalties, Baba, you know. And it's madness, right? And the government goes out there and says, entrepreneurship is the answer, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And then you find entrepreneurs who actually are trying to create jobs and trying to make bread for their families. And then red tape is your obstacle. Oh, I get you. And then your shit is stuck at the fucking customs that you're trying to sell to provide the job that the government failed people on. 94:33 Oh, I don't see it like that. You're right, Pundu. You're right. See, I was cooking. I didn't go that deep, but you're right. 94:42 Yeah. Like, we live in a society that says, oh, become entrepreneurs. Yeah. It's not just anybody who can become entrepreneurs. And the guys who do try to become entrepreneurs, the hurdle becomes... 94:55 government because why is your shit stuck at customs that you're willing ready to sell yeah and put bread in people's pockets. 100%. But it's stuck at customs. 95:08 Yeah, but anyway, the rose to 2 million has begun, guys. 16th of, is it 12th? No, 12th December. 12th December. Can you show them shots? The screenshot I sent you, right? So, of the people watching us right now, 30% of people haven't subscribed. We need you guys to subscribe. There we go. Oh, no. Okay, what's this? What's this? So, 68% of people that watch us are subscribed. 95:31 Ah. 95:32 Only 31% are not subscribed. Please subscribe because we need to reach 2 million so we can get to the roast of 2 million on the 12th of December. You get what I'm saying? And then lastly, RIP to Jaden Adams, man. 95:44 Yo, Jaden, fuck. 95:47 It was such a nice... I was watching the England game because I've been watching all the World Cup fixtures and they had a tribute for him. 95:55 They did. England and... I didn't know he was so young, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw the England game, bro. So young, man. 96:02 What was the cause of death? What happened? Nah, it's not declared yet. It's not declared yet. It's not declared. Suiciders were spoken about, but... No ways. 96:12 And I'm thinking, bro, you play for Bafana Bafana... 96:18 But it's not concluded. Yes, yes, yes. So for the respect of family and... Because it could have been foul play to make... To look like suicide. You know what I mean? That's true. But I don't see suicide. And look, I may be speaking from an ignorant point of view because I've never gone through... Yeah. To that extent, these things that make you go and come suicide, you know? 96:41 But life is good, man. Life is good, man. 96:44 Remember when we were at the Devon Chulai and I was like... And Ricky Rick didn't want to be here. 96:48 Ah, dog, don't even go there, bro. Don't even go there, bro. Because life is so good. 96:53 And whatever you go through is temporary, man. Like, it's temporary. Bro, it's life. 96:59 Let's make memories, man. Let's make memories, man. I made memories I never thought I'd make, man. I got a video of me carrying a dead body, my nigga. 97:07 Bro, not a... Not a dead body. 97:10 She may be a dead body soon, though. 97:13 She'll be really dark. Because she's in a GBV situation. They must forgive your peers, my nigga. 97:20 They must forgive your peers, my nigga. 97:37 Meg, what's your name? And also rest in peace to Biba Maguatini. Oh yeah. Yeah. You remember that you talk a lot of nonsense with your mouth. It's like this guy, you had this war cry with the schooling kids. Rugby, the old boys. 97:57 He was 18, 18, 19. 97:58 Yeah, he played for the Springboks under 19, 18, 20, somewhere there. I mean, the boy's just 20, passed away now from... 98:07 It just collapsed, right? 98:08 Collapsed after trading heart attack or something. People. 98:13 But anyway. 98:15 Guys, we are here, man. That 30% next week, we'll give you an update to see if it has changed. 98:21 Yeah. 98:21 Because if it's 30% that people haven't subscribed, that's bad for business. 98:27 Yeah. And subscribing is free. 98:29 Yeah. 98:29 Whoa, it's free. 98:31 100%. 98:31 Subscribing is free. 98:32 100%. Wow. Please subscribe. We'll give an update next week on where that subscriber count looks at. But we love you guys. We are here, man. Podcasting. 98:41 Part of the click, even if you don't click and subscribe. 98:44 Oh, shit. Swayli is calling me. 98:46 Swayli. Oh, shit. Swayli. Swayli. 98:49 Swayli. Swayli. Swayli. Swayli.